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A 4-Year Old’s Parenting Tips

April 18, 2013 by Mummybean 13 Comments

Parenting, by my 4 year-old:

“Next time when I have kids, I will let them watch 10 (TV) programmes everyday!“

“I won’t make my children eat real food. They will only eat SWEETS. But I will do what all adults do: Brush their teeth!“

“Next time when I grow up, when I have my own wife, I will have a Ferrari. No, I will have two Ferraris. And I will teach my children to drive. So I can go so fast!

“Do you know that I am going to let my children eat gummies for lunch and dinner? And I will not ask them to rest.

“My children will not have to do homework. They only have to play.”

Oh Noey, I’m sure you’ll be singing a different tune when you’re a parent yourself!

Noey1“I think I’d make a rather good parent, don’t you?”

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Comments

  1. p2me1a says

    April 18, 2013 at 1:42 am

    He'd be a very popular dad, that's for sure! 🙂

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:48 pm

      Yes, though not so popular with the mummy!

      Reply
  2. L Lee says

    April 18, 2013 at 1:47 am

    K has developed a sweet fixation too!

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:48 pm

      I must say I'm partial to sweets myself. Haha.

      Reply
  3. mabel :) says

    April 18, 2013 at 1:48 am

    LOL!! i&#39;m pretty sure i said some of those at some point in my childhood! haha!<br /><br />Noah is looking like he will grow up to be a handsome young chap! love his big eyes!

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm

      Thanks Mabel 🙂 He does have expressive eyes, which sometimes makes it hard to say no to him.

      Reply
  4. Adora says

    April 18, 2013 at 2:10 am

    Awesome tips, Noah. But good luck finding a wife that agrees with them!

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm

      He just needs a 4-year old wife! 😛

      Reply
  5. San says

    April 18, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Hahaha! He sure knows how to bring across his point subtly, eh? ;)<br /><br />Thanks for linking up too!

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm

      As you might have guessed, these were always responses to restrictions that I put on him. I think they were none too subtle! Haha!

      Reply
  6. trishie says

    April 19, 2013 at 2:15 am

    Hilarious! Kids really are so cute and say the funniest things. He&#39;ll learn one day, I&#39;m sure.<br /><br />PS:I am hosting a Bits of Brit giveaway currently(open to Singapore residents only), so I really hope you will enter: http://www.underlockandkeyblog.com/2013/04/bits-of-brit-giveaway.html

    Reply
    • mummybean says

      April 19, 2013 at 5:44 pm

      Hi there, thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment! I look forward to the day when I can laugh with my son over this! I will definitely by checking out your giveaway.

      Reply
  7. silver_crv says

    April 30, 2013 at 9:25 am

    hahahahahaha love this post!

    Reply

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